Don’t stop laughing…

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There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family

Bible to her brother in another part of the country. “Is there

anything breakable in here?” asked the postal clerk. “Only the

Ten Commandments.” Answered the lady.

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Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the

world. There are those who wake up in the morning and say,

“Good morning, Lord,” and there are those who wake up in the

morning and say, “Good Lord, it’s morning.”

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A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city

because he was short of time and couldn’t find a space with a

meter. Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read:

“I have circled the block 10 times. If I don’t park here, I’ll miss

my appointment. Forgive us our trespasses.”

When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along

with this note “I’ve circled this block for 10 years. If I don’t

give

you a ticket I’ll lose my job. “Lead us not into temptation.”

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There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and

announced to his congregation: “I have good news and bad

news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our

new building program. The bad news is, it’s still out there in

your pockets.

Give me a sense of humor, Lord,

Give me the grace to see a joke,

To get some humor out of life,

And pass it on to other folk!      Amen    Culled fromwww.godsminute.com

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Do have a beautiful week! And may you have something to make you smiling and laughing all week.

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